Friday, August 7, 2009
Life isn't as simple as it seems.
Life is a facade.
Life does not always goes the way you want it to be.
Life means putting up with things you can't seem to see eye to eye with.
Life is a random collection individuals that just happen to coincide at the same time.
Suspicion breeds distrust.
What have we become?
(on a sidenote, mugging geog causes pressure to build up in your brain due to the subduction of new knowledge in your brain. This will in turn lead to the melting of it and the rise of the newly melted brain matter when you need to use it will then cause you to die due to the bursting of blood vessels when it erupts.)
so much for hazards and mitigation...
Back to suicide.
MEEEE
10:05 PM
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
I think Chang E is gna love me so...............
Why? Cos i just provided her some entertainment after her being stuck on the moon with a woodcutter and a rabbit since the time she stole her husband's box of laxatives and ate them, which caused her to fart all the way to the the moon...
This is a once in a blue moon post.
Dont think you wanna hear me talk abt school, especially after reading gazillion blogs talking abt how the first week of school was.
But too bad, its my blog.
I hate my timetable, why did MoE not allow ppl who gt pass in higher chinese in PSLE to continue taking higher chinese???? Its just soooo unfair la, considering what matters in languages and the extent of usage and nt the theory behind it. I can jiang hua yu, so why i cant take higher chinese?? whu-y????whu-y?????
I wish Obama will change my timetable for me...
Anyway, gna do the geog project nw... or i may have the abilty to go toilet, but my geog teacher will nt allow me to go.
MEEEE
8:57 PM
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Due to popular request and perpetual pestering and pleading(*points at you!*), i shall finally update my undead blog.
After that first sentence, i am stuck at what to type. Lol its not i dont want to blog one leh its that evrytime i want to blog but nothing to blog about. Ok, maybe i can blog about the nice ban mian i had yesterday or some random tree branch falling on peoples head in Macritchie( spare me the spelling) reservoir. But are you interested in that!??
ok so now repeat after me.
MY LIFE IS INSIGNIFICANT AND NOBODY WANTS TO READ ABOUT IT x3
ok crap aside, if you really wanna read, i really love my little hamster.
i bet Guips shares my sentiments.( pls don't misinterpret)
I mean, its like a small ball of fluff which lol surprisingly if you watched Hollowman 2 or 1, the starting scene shows the hollowman petting this hamster and then biting it with his teeth. Its like you know those nice squishy balls with liquid inside which they will burst if you squish it too hard.
anyway woohoo, i am going this shooting game on christmas!
Its something like paintball except that its different. Remember last time, along time ago, there was this fad craze of lazer shooters which you wear this power ranger chestpiece while the other person ran around with this nice little gun and chased you around trying to shoot your chest.
Think the advertisement was this few crazy kids running around the playground shooting on each other(pure thoughts people) and this kid gt shot and the power ranger chestpiece started going red indicating that he had been shot.
Ok, i ran out things to blog le. Finally i love going to the movies cos i can see the mastercard advertisement!!!
~~~heart and body mind and soul~~~~~
bye;)
MEEEE
10:39 PM
Monday, November 10, 2008
I hate to screw nuts.
They are tight
They keep moving around
And they are painful to screw
If you are thinking of something else that you shouldn't be thinking of.....................
Please book an appointment with a neurologist to wash your brain or go to the guanyinma temple in SiMaLu to cleanse your brain with holy water.
If you still do not catch my drift, then you must suck at daytona! HAHAHAHAHA!!!LOL sorry
I am not talking about nuts that need to see a shrink but those that you screw on bolts.
Omg firstly happy BELATED birthday to KQ and LZ!!
If by some miraculous miracle that lizhong reads my blog, sorry for not going today!
anysway, that all i have to say, i ran out of inspiration lol!
MEEEE
8:28 PM
Friday, November 7, 2008
Sorry for the disappointment guys.........but my first post will not be something whacky, stupid, funny or whatsoever you all expected.
WARNING! EMO POST AHEAD
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
GO ON...........CONTINUE IF YOU WISH TO
DISCLAIMER: I SHALL NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY TO WHATEVER THAT MAY HAPPEN TO YOUR MENTAL HEALTH.
yeah........i have to drop one of my H2 subjects.....it sucks. I know, at least i am not retained right? But well.......its easy to say things to comfort people when it doesn't happen to you.
This is so freaking unfair! unfair! unfair! unfair! unfair! unfair! unfair!
i argued from 2 to 5 in school to try to retain my 4 H2s they did not even flinch or move. And i quote "it is in your best interest to drop one of your H2 subjects". Hellyeah it is in my best interest.
Ohoh and there is more:" we strongly recommend you to drop one of your H2 subjects".
I think the reason JJ's GP is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO freaking bad is due to the bad english of well....._______. Because the last time i checked, when you recommend someone to do something, the person is not obliged to follow that recommendation becaue that is just HIS OWN OPINION! I know using this type of "politician" language makes it just nicer sounding but it is just ridiculous!(not that it will kill some boggart or something)
Anyway i better not post anymore as if some smartass reads this and decides to rattle me off, i will be in damn deep trouble. I wouldn't want to risk even lose the chance to study the remaining of the 3H2s i have left right?
idiots!
MEEEE
6:21 PM
Sunday, November 2, 2008
hey ppl!
thanks for creating my blog and presenting(get it?) it to me on my birthday! and huaypeng for helping lazy me to tranfer the html.
toodles!
MEEEE
4:20 PM
